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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Title: The Mobile Mishap

Author:dogpoet

Fandom: Inspector Lewis

IPairing: Lewis/Hathaway

Rating: Teen (AO3)

Author Tags: Sharing a Bed, Cuddling & Snuggling, Night Vale Official Moan, The Weather

Author Summary: Lewis and Hathaway accidentally go home with each other’s mobiles, a mishap that leads to a few important discoveries.

Team EGNH Notes: It all ends with a kiss. ~H

Robert Lewis/ James Hathaway Inspector Lewis dogpoet

The Golic Language Manual: The Quick and Dirty Guide ~ pamdizzle

Title: The Golic Language Manual: The Quick and Dirty Guide

Author: pamdizzle

Fandom: Star Trek

Pairing: Kirk/Spock

Rating: Explicit (AO3)

Author Tags: PWPKS, Sweethearts, Anal Rimming,First Time, Get Together, written to work for either universe, slightly tos slanted imo though, fun with the Vulcan language

Author Summary: Porn with a dash of silly.

Team EGNH Notes: Hot sex with Python quotes. What’s better than that? ~H.

Kirk/Spock Explicit (A03)

The Importance of Accurate Moaning ~ Dira Sudis

Title: The Importance of Accurate Moaning

Author: Dira Sudis

Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale

Pairing: Carlos/Cecil

Rating: Teen (AO3)

Author Tags: Sharing a Bed, Cuddling & Snuggling, Night Vale Official Moan, The Weather

Author Summary: 

“I didn’t realize what that meant. We didn’t have dissonance storms in California." 

"No?” Cecil said, and then, with a slyly amused look, “I suppose the mountains blocked them?”

Team EGNH Notes: We’re probably the last people in the known universe and beyond to have discovered Night Vale, but now we have. There will be no turning back. ~A.

Welcome to Night Vale Carlos/Cecil Teen (AO3) cuddling Sharing a Bed Dira Sudis

With Half-Shut Eyes ~ teprometo

Title: With Half-Shut Eyes

Author: teprometo

Fandom: Merlin

Pairing: Arthur Pendragon/Merlin Emrys

Rating: Explicit (AO3)

Author Tags: Alternate Universe, First Time, Coffee Shops, Barebacking, Anxiety, Brief Mentions of Past Sexual Abuse, Light Dom/sub, Hurt/Comfort, Getting Together

Author Summary:

Team EGNH Notes: One of these days, we need to do a coffee shop AU round-up, because they are generally all things worth having. But in the meantime, teprometo has provided us with this Merlin AU. *sets down gift and dashes away* ~A.

merlin (bbc) Arthur Pendragon/Merlin Emrys Explicit (AO3) first time hurt/comfort coffee shops alternate universe Past Relationship(s) post traumatic stress disorder

Break the Sound and change the Season ~ torakowalski

Title: Break the Sound and Change the Season

Author: torakowalski

Fandom: The Avengers

Pairing: Phil Coulson/Clint Barton

Rating: Explicit (AO3)

Multipart: 4 Chapters (complete)

Author Tags: Secretly a Virgin, Mutual Pining, Lots of UST, Loki is unhelpful, Clint really hates magic, magical curses, implied background Steve/Natasha, no longer a WIP, slightly a fairytale, First Times, Blowjobs, Rimming

Author Summary: Nowhere in Clint’s life plan did it feature being thirty-eight and still a virgin, but curses don’t just exist in fairytales.

Team EGNH Notes: This sweet break-the-curse fairytale romance skates just inside of totally preposterous. Enjoy! ~A.

The Avengers torakowalski clint barton/phil coulson Explicit (AO3) multipart first time first date first kiss Magic Unresolved Sexual Tension

Raised with the Fumes of Sighs ~ Dira Sudis

Title: Raised with the Fumes of Sighs

Author: Dira Sudis

Fandom: Inspector Lewis

Pairing: Robert Lewis/James Hathaway

Rating: Explicit (AO3)

Author Tags: Smoking

Author Summary: Lewis raised the cigarette to his lips and closed his eyes as he inhaled.

Team EGNH Notes: It’s been awhile since we posted anything featuring these two – enjoy! ~A.

dira sudis Inspector Lewis James Hathaway/Robert Lewis Explicit (AO3) smoking